The Golden Tether

Hello there! I thought it might be a good idea to actually introduce my boy here. For those of you who haven't met him yet (and maybe you're lucky?), I play Wade the Knife aka, Wade-why-won't-you-shut-up. Or He-who-needs-a-gag. Oh, oh! Also, The-crazy-burnt-guy-who-won't-stop-talking. Okay, actually...